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  • Follow 👉 @logophiles.ig for your daily dosage of words!
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    Increase your word power. Words are the raw material of our craft. This page is awesome! 👌✍️
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  • Follow 👉 @logophiles.ig for your daily dosage of words!
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Increase your word power. Words are the raw material of our craft. This page is awesome! 👌✍️
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👉 @logophiles.ig 📚👩‍🏫
👉 @logophiles.ig 📚👩‍🏫
👉 @logophiles.ig 📚👩‍🏫
  •  74  18 9 minutes ago

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  • Feel like I'm on candid camera... Inspired by a friend I went to check @urbandictionary out. A weird feeling of emptiness hit me like a wave. It was kinda like reading your horoscope, when it really feels quite accurate. 🙈

    And so I felt like this was somehow the perfect thing to post after my last post about depression. Luckily these also gave me a few laughs. #susannasm 😂

    #susanna #urbandictionary #appreciation #namegame
  • Feel like I'm on candid camera... Inspired by a friend I went to check @urbandictionary out. A weird feeling of emptiness hit me like a wave. It was kinda like reading your horoscope, when it really feels quite accurate. 🙈

And so I felt like this was somehow the perfect thing to post after my last post about depression. Luckily these also gave me a few laughs. #susannasm 😂

#susanna #urbandictionary #appreciation #namegame
  •  15  1 12 hours ago

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  • An obsessive addiction to the act of crocheting, often exhibited by middle aged women.It is considered to be as addictive as amphetamines such as cocaine. These people can often be found googling yarn stores, crocheting patterns,hiding the amount of their crocheting behavior, and crocheting quietly in a little corner. In addition they hoard and hide their "stash" of yarn. Related to the disorder known as yarnaholic.
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    Diana: Why was mom late picking me up today?
    Dad: Why do you think? It's the crocaine. She had to get a couple of lines in.
    Diana: One day she's going to crochet herself into a cocoon.
    Dad: We can only hope.
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    I absolutely love urban dictionary!
  • An obsessive addiction to the act of crocheting, often exhibited by middle aged women.It is considered to be as addictive as amphetamines such as cocaine. These people can often be found googling yarn stores, crocheting patterns,hiding the amount of their crocheting behavior, and crocheting quietly in a little corner. In addition they hoard and hide their "stash" of yarn. Related to the disorder known as yarnaholic.
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Diana: Why was mom late picking me up today? 
Dad: Why do you think? It's the crocaine. She had to get a couple of lines in. 
Diana: One day she's going to crochet herself into a cocoon. 
Dad: We can only hope.
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I absolutely love urban dictionary!
  •  21  2 21 hours ago
  • TOO MUCH EXCERCICE AND NOT ENOUGH SLEEP = now i have a terrible flu again.
    today: a lot of rest, water, fruits and painkillers.

    that will do it and i'll be back on my grind soon... 100%
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    #sickomode #urbandictionary
  • TOO MUCH EXCERCICE AND NOT ENOUGH SLEEP = now i have a terrible flu again. 
today: a lot of rest, water, fruits and painkillers.

that will do it and i'll be back on my grind soon... 100% 
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#sickomode #urbandictionary
  •  20  5 21 hours ago

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  • S H A N N O N __ Intelligent, wise, beautiful, graceful, witty, laugh-loving, artistic, adventurous, intriguing person. She will greet you with a grin and carry herself well -- head and shoulders high, looking like she can handle any task -- but it might take a while to realize just how quirky and multi-faceted she is. You'll probably know the sharp-dressing, articulate, opinionated Shannon before you know the song-singing, weirdly goofy, low-key girl she is. #urbandictionary
  • S H A N N O N __ Intelligent, wise, beautiful, graceful, witty, laugh-loving, artistic, adventurous, intriguing person. She will greet you with a grin and carry herself well -- head and shoulders high, looking like she can handle any task -- but it might take a while to realize just how quirky and multi-faceted she is. You'll probably know the sharp-dressing, articulate, opinionated Shannon before you know the song-singing, weirdly goofy, low-key girl she is. #urbandictionary
  •  152  4 15 January, 2019

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  • target effect (noun): the result of going into a store, intending to buy a few things, and leaving with much more. ( #urbandictionary )

    Dear Diary,
    I went to Walmart with Mama after work intending to buy a pack of gum and only a pack of gum. Then we were looking at the calendars and I found one that had beautiful pictures that I thought I’d like to frame. So I decided to buy it cuz it was only $5. Then I saw a movie pack of 2 movies for $5 and thought, “I’ll price check it and if it’s really $5, maybe I’ll buy it.” Then I passed by the $5 movie bin and had to stop and look. Picked up 3 more movies. Then there was the $3.74 movie bin. Picked up another movie. I finally got my pack of gum as I was heading toward self checkout.

    I went to Walmart to by a pack of gum and only a pack of gum. I left Walmart with a calendar, 6 movies, and a pack of gum. I still am unsure of what exactly happened in that store tonight.
  • target effect (noun): the result of going into a store, intending to buy a few things, and leaving with much more. (#urbandictionary)
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Dear Diary,
I went to Walmart with Mama after work intending to buy a pack of gum and only a pack of gum. Then we were looking at the calendars and I found one that had beautiful pictures that I thought I’d like to frame. So I decided to buy it cuz it was only $5. Then I saw a movie pack of 2 movies for $5 and thought, “I’ll price check it and if it’s really $5, maybe I’ll buy it.” Then I passed by the $5 movie bin and had to stop and look. Picked up 3 more movies. Then there was the $3.74 movie bin. Picked up another movie. I finally got my pack of gum as I was heading toward self checkout.
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I went to Walmart to by a pack of gum and only a pack of gum. I left Walmart with a calendar, 6 movies, and a pack of gum. I still am unsure of what exactly happened in that store tonight.
  •  5  1 15 January, 2019